Fairy Tales

Tess' fairy tale:

Once upon a time there were some people who had a problem. They resolved the
problem quickly, and then they lived happily ever after.

My fairy tale:

Once upon a time, there were some people who never had any problems at all. Ever. They led dreadfully boring lives, and eventually committed suicide to break the monotony. No one lived happily, or even unhappily, ever after.